Pussy: Breakfast of Champions

So, I think it can be generally accepted that the sexytime is good anytime (like forreal). Sure, there are times when you're not in the mood, or maybe things aren't the best situationally for some good luvin' or whatever, but more often than not, a good fuck is going to make things a whole lot better. This post, however, is going to focus on a specific time of day in which the goodness can be particularly nice, and not just from a pleasure perspective.

I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MORNING SEX Y'ALL, REAL TALK.

 I'm not going to cite any specific studies here, mainly because I don't have the motivation nor the resources to do so. I have, however, done the next best thing and perused a few websites which took the time to do the work for me, so we can both offer thanks to others doing our hard work for us and call it a day.

The Femail section of UK's Dailymail website  and Women's Health have both published articles discussing this topic, saying that people who get that O-face first thing in the morning not only feel brighter and more upbeat, but have a stronger immune system too:

"Having sex in the morning releases the feel-good chemical oxytocin, which makes couples feel loving and bonded all day long," says Debby Herbenick, Ph.D., author of Because It Feels Good. It makes you stronger and more beautiful too: Morning sex can strengthen your immune system for the day by enhancing your levels of IgA, an antibody that protects against infection. And climaxing releases chemicals that boost levels of estrogen, which improves the tone and texture of your skin and hair.

Other research suggests that couples who have sex at least three times a week (though not necessarily morning sex) could potentially halve the risk for having a heart attack or stroke.  Researchers suggest that, regardless of how busy or whatever your day might be, finding time for a morning quickie might be the best thing you can do to get yourself off (huehuehue) onto the right track for the rest of the day,

Morning breath is never pleasant, and if the both of you can't find time to fix that then spooning can be just as good (plus it puts you in a position so that he can better hit your g-spot, which sounds like a really good morning if you ask me).

Cosmopolitan also talks about this, informing us that men's testosterone levels are highest in the morning (and that morning wood, seriously gurl get on it!) and thus they're the horniest and most eager to get it on. Being a guy myself I guess I can kinda speak for this, but this definitely isn't an "I'm always horny in the morny" thing, maybe more often than not (and idk if I would even go that far, whatever), but it can't ever hurt to try. Even if you're not so into the morning sex, there's nothing quite like the convenience of waking up and knowing that, right next to you is a fine little lady (or whatever) who could seriously benefit from some morning D, and then givin' it to her.